Hi friends!
Took the family up to Lynn Canyon this weekend. We genuinely live in paradise. Stunning everywhere you go.
The signs by the cliffs got to me though:

A Zoomer wrote these. Has to be. Ironically they reminded me of the signs Boomers used to write. Remember? JUMP = DEATH. All caps. Definitive. No explanation given.
Who knew Boomers and Zoomers had the same attitude about warnings? And both work.
Millennials? Different story. I would've gone with "Jumping may disturb the fish." Or if I was feeling persuasive: "Jumping may disturb the fish! "
Speaking of warnings, FIFA is getting close and there's stuff coming that'll mess with your weeks ahead. Consider this email your heads-up.
Here’s what’s inside this issue:
⚽ FIFA traffic chaos: Pacific Blvd shuts for two months starting May 23. Yes, really.
🎢 Playland opens Saturday: and there's a new late-night option that changes the whole math.
🎪 Two kids' festivals: Whistler this weekend, Granville Island in two weeks.
Let's get into it. 👇🏼
